ASSCon-1, from 1 (and only 1) point of view...



So the big day has finally come and gone.  ASSCers streamed through 

the door one after another.  Final count was around 42 or so.

(see http://www.ncsfpub.com/posts/may96/guests.htm)



MY POINT OF VIEW:



NATASHA: Despite having seen her at least 100 times in the past 4 

months, I can only wonder why I haven't tired of seeing her or 

talking to her.  I guess the solution is quite simple: NATASHA is a 

pure joy to know.  At times it feels like I've known her since the NC 

Era.



Met some new local ASSCers and a couple of out-of-towners.  Notably 

ASSC iconoclast, Z Bone.  DSaxbeat, too, but we've ASSCed a few times 

already.  A hearty welcome to Sullivan Titwillow from San Diego.



KAT: Though I don't see KAT as often, I always learn something new 

from her when we do have a chance to talk.  The fact that she'll 

never hesitate to tell you how she feels is a trait that I don't take 

lightly.  It's a characteristic that deserves respect.



Conspicuously absent: Bob Smyth, Rocket Scientist, Eric Dew, Mr. 

King.  We missed you guys.



Strap-on's were a flyin' during the KAT/TIKI stage set!  With a 

little help from JP, The Kid, LAAR, TIKI, and others, a big black 

dildo "voluntarily" (heh heh...) found it's way to BFD!  Hope the 

pictures come out!  Will post them ASAP!



Attn. Glossarist: BF'dD - Butt Fucked Doug; born ASSCon-1.



MIA: Saw her perform 4 times on stage tonight.  I ain't complaining.  

I don't think anybody was.  BF'dD?  To no surprise, MIA turned out to 

be an ASSCon-1 favorite.



BTW, live postings were hard to come by.  We didn't have a computer 

in the beginning, and when we finally did, nobody cared.  Too much 

fun goin' on!  IRL even brought in a couple of pizzas!



VIVA: I can't imagine any ASSCer not thinking 'Whoa!' after seeing 

her for the first time.  Her evil little mind turns me on.  Every 

time I see her, I want to do her... hair.  I'd kill BF'dD for a 

glimpse of her...  ;-O  NO Molly, YOU CAN'T HAVE HER, but you can 

live in the guest house... sans BF'dD.



Rando from AZ, an ASSCer I met back @ the NC, made 2 engraved glasses  

for ASSCon-1 for the MVP's (Most Valuable Performer and Most Valuable 

Patron).  Thanks Rando!



The ASSCon-1 MVPatron Trophy was given to Bubba.  Bubba is the 

"bridge" of goodwill that connects Dancers and ASSCers.  Now he has a 

personal beer glass to drink out of whenever he's @ the CP.



DANCER APPRECIATION CONTEST:



The Judges: ALS, Bubba, C-Geo, Cunning625, BF'dD, Ender, Fingers, 

KevinK, Lap-Dog, Sullivan Titwillow, Tiger, & VissiDarte



The Results: NATASHA - $600 & the ASSCon-1 MVPerformer Champagne 

Glass, TIKI - $400, VIVA - $200



Quote to an interested party:

"For every joy that passes, beautiful memories remain..."



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